February 2012
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, actor and feminist, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of Blue Valentine. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene. (via snowstorminjuly)
“Britney and Christina would come ask me questions about sex, and I just told...”
– Ryan Gosling on co-star Britney Spears (Mickey Mouse Club)
Ms. Bitchy Pants: Letters I'll Never Deliver to... →
msbitchypants:
Dear Ass-Grabbing Fuckface,
I hope that angry and violent slap I gave you is still stinging all the way down into your pervy, disgusting and decrepit pores, reverberating throughout your sexist and appalling old bag of shit you call a body.
I hope that the sting of embarrassment and shame is…
September 2011
5 posts
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“Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their...”
– Robin Williams (via gayjew)
The Upsides of Being an Adult
Alcohol.
Remember him?
Reblog and click on the picture.
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August 2011
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Ms. Bitchy Pants: I'm a feminist but... →
msbitchypants:
I absolutely hate when “women” or “woman” is spelled “womyn.” At least make up another word that somewhat phonetically resembles “woman”—plural and singular are not fucking interchangeable.
I watch porn. I watch porn a lot. And not very female friendly porn. I’m talking rough, hardcore porn in…
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Ms. Bitchy Pants: You're a Big Kid Now. Here's How... →
msbitchypants:
Advice you didn’t ask for from someone you didn’t ask:
So you’ve just graduated college, eh? Good for you! Those four years of debt, alcohol and late-night cramming that gave birth to an inflated liberal arts degree with little marketable value is sure something to be proud of. Oh stop crying, already. No, you can’t have a do-over! Also, no takesie-backsies. Higher Education...
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Ms. Bitchy Pants: Cliched Bridget Jones... →
msbitchypants:
This week, on Cliched Bridget Jones Adventures, Ms. Bitchy Pants goes to her very first wedding, rationally expecting that it would NOT play out like a chick flick or some sitcom, but boy, was rationality fucked on this one. Especially when Ms. Bitchy Pants desperately claims in front of everyone to be an engaged to a lesbian named Ashley to get out of the bouquet toss and to...
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isa138:
heartless-ftw:
poisonkissx:
free-lust:
jasonwrestlessharks:
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN DHOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
^me too
i am skeptical.
THIS IS AWESOME
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I've started a humor-writing blog...
Meaning, a blog where I feature humorous writings. Ch-ch-check it out, por favor. I’m calling myself Ms. Bitchy Pants
“Too many of us still believe that “self-respect” for a woman means chastity and...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (I want my daughter to grow up in a world in which all men are safe, responsible, reliable — The Good Men Project Magazine)
Objectify me.: So there is this bill going to be... →
anticapitalist:
This bill forces all Internet service providers to log everything you do on the internet, and it has nothing to do with pornography.
They named it such to make sure no one in office can vote down this bill without looking evil, but this bill is a complete piece of fascist…
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Ms. Bitchy Pants: An Open Letter to Forever 21 →
msbitchypants:
Goddamn, you’re fucking bright. What’s the deal with all that lighting? Is is to see your shitty concoctions of fabric that are too darn cheap not to buy? Because honestly, the colors you use could be seen in a fucking black hole. Better yet, is it to confuse us little shoppers into thinking that that $20 dollar shirt made by a four-year-old Malaysian boy is so high fashion yet so...
July 2011
79 posts
“Why are people so mean to feminists? Because so much of feminism is the fine art...”
– It’s a Jungle Out There: The Feminist Survival Guide to Politically Inhospitable Environments by Amanda Marcotte (via kellytheowl)
“When one dies, it is a tragedy. When a million die, it is a statistic.”
– Joseph Stalin
(via stay-gold-ponyboyy)
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Well, it's not like we didn't expect Amy Winehouse...
Sad, but true. I mean, her first hit single was about how she refused to go to rehab. And she hasn’t had the same commercial success since.
