Reclaimed Bitch.

msbitchypants:

Advice you didn’t ask for from someone you didn’t ask:

So you’ve just graduated college, eh? Good for you! Those four years of debt, alcohol and late-night cramming that gave birth to an inflated liberal arts degree with little marketable value is sure something to be proud of. Oh stop crying, already. No, you can’t have a do-over! Also, no takesie-backsies. Higher Education just doesn’t work that way. 

What’s that, you say? You’re having a difficult time making the transition to “adulthood?” Well, Ms. Bitchy Pants is here to help. And with a name like that, you know you’re getting your money’s worth. By the way, since you’re not paying me, you legally cannot have any demands or assumptions regarding the quality advice I’m about to give you. I like to live in the realm of low expectations—that’s what being an adult is all about!